cute, delightful:
small

penthouse living:
just the highest level in any condo complex. nevermind it is a run down 70′s condo that looks like a college dorm.

1000 sq ft:
as long as it is over 800 sq ft, we can round up

1012 sq ft:
but we can’t round down, we need to emphasize the extra 12 sq ft

handiman’s dream:
the fixer from hell

great potential:
this is a tear down, but good location

never lived in:
the flipper owner bought pre-construction, squeezed you out and now is trying to sell at $100,000 profit

great investment opportunity:
you wouldn’t want to live here

highly motivated seller:
auction date is 2 weeks away

Your article really brings the basic motives of real estate agents into view.